Ep. 07: The Treaty: Toenails

Ron Swanson really hates the United Nations and even more so the Model UN that the kids created. But more importantly he has a ritual every three weeks.

Ron Swanson:

“Pfh, and teach kids that not only is government good, but that there should be a world wide super government. I’d rather sand down my toenails.”

(cuts to a close-up in his office)

Ron Swanson:

“Every three weeks I have to sand down my toenails, their too strong for clippers.”