What would you do if the world was really gonna end

Ep. 06: End of the World: World Ending

Ron Swanson explaining what he would do in his final few romantic moments on earth.

Leslie Knope:

“What would you do if the world was really gonna end?”

Ron Swanson:

“I’d go home, drink some whiskey. Then I’d go see my ex-wives.”

Leslie Knope:

“Really?”

Ron Swanson:

“Yeah, I wanna watch them meet their fiery end with my own eyes. What would you do?”

Leslie Knope:

“Can I speak with you about a personal matter?”

Ron Swanson:

“Normally, no. But given there’s only twenty minutes until the end of human existence, also no.”

Leslie Knope:

“I lost my mind tonight. I tried to screw up even the potential of Ben dating someone else.”

Ron Swanson:

“Did you not hear me when I said no?”

Leslie Knope:

“We broke up because of me, but I have to tell you Ron, if the world was ending tomorrow, I’d wanna be with him.”

Ron Swanson:

“Well, that’s significant. Problem is Leslie, the worlds not ending tomorrow. The sun’s gonna rise, right over there. It’ll be a regular Friday, and you’ll be in the exact same position you were before.”