Ep. 02: Ron & Tammys: Swanson Family Mash Liquor

This is actually four different quotes (warnings, really) all related to the Swanson Family Mash Liquor Ron’s mom, Tammy One, Leslie, and April were drinking.

Ron Swanson:

“That’s Swanson Family Mash Liquor, made from the finest corn ever grown on American soil. It’s only legal use is to strip varnish off of speed boats.”

When Leslie wanted to try it:

Ron Swanson:

“Leslie, No, don’t drink that. We use it to burn warts off of the mules.”

When April wanted to try it:

Ron Swanson:

“April, No, That stuff will melt the shell off a garden snail.”

Before Ron pounded the whole jug:

Ron Swanson:

“Okay, this ends now!”