Three rules for Leslie Knope to follow.

Ep. 01: I’m Leslie Knope: Three Rules

Ron Swanson and Leslie are hiding out at one of Ron’s cabins discussing the previous night and the upcoming afternoon.

Ron Swanson:

“If you’re gonna stay here there are three rules you need to follow. One, no talk about Tammy One; two, no talk about Ben; three, no talk.”

Leslie Knope:

“I didn’t even ask you last night. What is going on with Tammy One.”

Ron Swanson:

“You just violated rules one and three. You lose your coffee privileges.”

Ron Swanson:

“You choose, Knope. Hunting, fishing or drinking.”

Leslie Knope:

“I’d really love to shoot a gun right now.”

Ron Swanson:

“Fishing it is.”