Ron Swanson upon returning to the office from his hiatus hiding from Tammy One.

Ron Swanson:

“If any of you need anything at all, too bad. Deal with your problems yourselves like adults. I’ll be in my office waiting for Tammy One.”

April Ludgate:

“You want me to find her?”

Ron Swanson:

“There’s no need, she’ll find me. She has the tracking ability and the body odor of a bloodhound.”