Ron Swanson upon returning to the office from his hiatus hiding from Tammy One.
Ron Swanson:
“If any of you need anything at all, too bad. Deal with your problems yourselves like adults. I’ll be in my office waiting for Tammy One.”
April Ludgate:
“You want me to find her?”
Ron Swanson:
“There’s no need, she’ll find me. She has the tracking ability and the body odor of a bloodhound.”