Season 4

Ep. 22: Win, Lose or Draw: Clear Alcohols

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 4Alcohol, Ben Wyatt, Lagavulin, Manliness, ScotchStaff

Ron Swanson doesn't allow Ben to get a gin and tonic, and orders him a real relaxing, manly drink. See the next picture for how Ben enjoyed the scotch. Ben Wyatt: “Gin and tonic please.” Ron Swanson: “Belay Read more [...]

Ep. 22: Win, Lose or Draw: I Like Some Changes

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 4Ben WyattStaff

Ron Swanson is helping Ben realize what he should do. Ron Swanson: “Well I've never been one for meeting new people, or doing new things, or eating new types of food, or traveling outside of southern Read more [...]

Ep. 22: Win, Lose or Draw: Nice Chair

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 4Leslie Knope, Wood WorkingStaff

Ron Swanson finds Leslie hiding out in the City Council Chambers sitting in the chair that could be hers if she wins. Ron Swanson: “That's a nice chair. Corinthian leather, solid mahogany frame with Read more [...]

Ep. 22: Win, Lose or Draw: Eleven Whiskies

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 4Alcohol, Lagavulin, Leslie Knope, ScotchStaff

Ron Swanson lets Leslie know his true feelings. If he admits he is too drunk to drive, you know he’s had too much to drink, and telling the truth. Ron Swanson: “We didn't volunteer to help you Read more [...]

Ep. 22: Win, Lose or Draw: Deleted Scene

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 4Alcohol, Lagavulin, Leslie Knope, ScotchStaff

Ron Swanson is ready to settle down after all his helping out, and working for Leslie. Ron Swanson: “Do me a favor there Dana, reach into that crate pull out a bottle of single malt scotch, pour Read more [...]

Ep. 21: Bus Tour: Welch

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 4Capitalism, Work EthicStaff

Ron Swanson lets Bill know how he feels about him pulling out of their original deal. Ron Swanson: “Look friend I respect your slavish devotion to the free market, but you can't welch on a contract. Read more [...]

Ep. 21: Bus Tour: A Man’s Word

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 4Work EthicStaff

Ron Swanson believes in a man's word, and you better not cross him. Bill Butler: “What about you mister a man’s word is sacred.” Ron Swanson: “Well it is, but you're an asshole.” Read more [...]

Ep. 21: Bus Tour: Body Oil

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 4Donna Meagle, Tom HaverfordStaff

Ron Swanson did not like the topic of discussion between Tom and Donna on their drive. Ron Swanson: “I assumed this was obvious but in the future I'd prefer not to be part of any conversation about Read more [...]

Ep. 21: Bus Tour: Deleted Scene

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 4Donna Meagle, Manliness, MeatStaff

Ron Swanson is the only person Donna will let eat in her beloved Mercedes. Here's why: Donna Meagle: “Ok, I let you have your sandwich, but I don't wanna see any shreds of meat on my floor.” Ron Read more [...]

Ep. 20: The Debate: Swanson Ribs

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 4Favorite Food, Meat, RibsStaff

Ron Swanson is preparing for the fund raiser. What else would he contribute to such an event? Ron Swanson: “Yes, I will be providing several slabs of my world famous Swanson Ribs.” Read more [...]

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