Ep. 14: Road Trip: Tax Lesson
Ron Swanson teaches a nine year old girl all about evil government and taxes, by demonstrating with (eating) her lunch.
Ron Swanson:
“This is your lunch. Now, you should be able to do whatever you Read more [...]
Season 3
Ep. 14: Road Trip: Stupid Government Rule
Ron Swanson continues to educate Lauren about the government, and its stupid rules.
Ron Swanson:
“Then when you’re 18, you can drink, gamble, and become a Libertarian.”
Lauren:
“The drinking Read more [...]
Ep. 14: Road Trip: Your Property, Your Problem
In this hidden gem Ron is interviewed by Perd Hapley about government trying to fix everyones problems. Also the Raccoon infestation.
Ron Swanson:
“I suppose they could, but if you ask me, people Read more [...]
Ep. 13: The Fight: Chummy
In regards to the broken coffee maker that Ron subtly accused others of breaking...
Ron Swanson:
“I broke it. It burnt my hand so I punched it.
I predict in ten minutes from now they’ll be at Read more [...]
Ep. 13: The Fight: Endorse a Product
Ron Swanson reveals how he comes to endorse certain products.
Ron Swanson:
“I won’t publicly endorse a product unless I use it exclusively and I really believe in it.
My only official recommendations Read more [...]
Ep. 13: The Fight: Snake Juice
Ron Swanson’s ringing endorsement of Snake Juice.
Ron Swanson:
“Hello, my name is Ron Swanson. In general I try never to speak with people, but I have been drinking this Snake Juice thing and it’s Read more [...]
Ep. 12: Eagleton: Hallmark
Ron Swanson offers his theory on who invented birthdays.
Ron Swanson:
“I don’t like loud noises and people making a fuss, and I especially don’t like people celebrating because they know a piece Read more [...]
Ep. 12: Eagleton: Thoughtful
Ron Swanson on why he likes and loathes Leslie all at the same time.
Ron Swanson:
“Leslie has a lot of qualities I find horrifying. But the worst one by far is how thoughtful she can be.” Read more [...]
Ep. 12: Eagleton: Street Parking
Ron Swanson explains why his place would not be good to entertain a party.
Ron Swanson:
“There is no street parking at my house. My house is not even on a street.” Read more [...]
Ep. 12: Eagleton: Hometown
At his birthday dinner, Leslie presses Ron for advice, and like always he tells her exactly what she needs to hear.
Leslie Knope:
“Do you remember what you said to me five years ago when Eagleton Read more [...]