Jerry Gergich is like an Eskimo's scrotum

Ep. 15: The Bubble: Eskimo’s Scrotum

Ron Swanson shares a little insight with Chris about his employees.

Ron Swanson:

“Chris, you have come up with a plan so spectacularly horrible that it might ruin the entire department.”

Chris Traeger:

“Now wait a minute…”

Ron Swanson:

“Nah, I mean that as a compliment. So it pains me to say this, my department has to go back to the way it was.”

Chris Traeger:

“Give it time. They’ll adjust.”

Ron Swanson:

“No. They won’t. They’re miserable. Tom only performs when there is someone to impress. So marooning him on freak island isn’t helping anyone. And you made April assistant to everyone. You know who April hates… Everyone. And Jerry can only function if no one’s looking. You shine a light on him and he shrinks up faster than an Eskimo’s scrotum.”