Ron Swanson’s ringing endorsement of Snake Juice.
Ron Swanson:
“Hello, my name is Ron Swanson. In general I try never to speak with people, but I have been drinking this Snake Juice thing and it’s damn good. You should buy it.”
(nonchalantly)
Bar Patron:
“Yeah, Ok.”
“Thanks, man.”
Ron Swanson:
“Son, you should know my recommendation is essentially a guarantee. Drink this. NOW.”