Ron Swanson’s ringing endorsement of Snake Juice.

Ron Swanson:

“Hello, my name is Ron Swanson. In general I try never to speak with people, but I have been drinking this Snake Juice thing and it’s damn good. You should buy it.”

(nonchalantly)

Bar Patron:

“Yeah, Ok.”

“Thanks, man.”

Ron Swanson:

“Son, you should know my recommendation is essentially a guarantee. Drink this. NOW.”