Birthdays were invented by Hallmark to sell cards

Ep. 12: Eagleton: Hallmark

Ron Swanson offers his theory on who invented birthdays.

Ron Swanson:

“I don’t like loud noises and people making a fuss, and I especially don’t like people celebrating because they know a piece of private information about me.

Plus the whole thing is a scam. Birthdays were invented by Hallmark to sell cards.”