Ep. 10: Soulmates: Vegan Bacon

What happens when Ron Swanson samples vegan bacon.

Store Clerk:

“Would you like to sample our vegan bacon. One hundred percent meatless.”

Ron Swanson:

“Yes, please.”

(He takes the strip of bacon and throws in the trash)

Ron Swanson:

“Another, please.”

(He again throws it in the trash)

Store Clerk:

“S..Sir, is there a problem?”

Ron Swanson:

“I’m just making sure no one ever has to eat this.”