Chris Traeger and Ron Swanson burger cook-off

Ep. 10: Soulmates: Cook-Off

Ron Swanson disagrees with Chris’ views on health food, so they decide to settle it.

Chris Traeger:

“Ever tried a turkey burger?”

Ron Swanson:

“Is that a fried turkey leg inside a grilled hamburger? If so, yes – delicious.”

Chris Traeger:

“A turkey burger. You take lean ground turkey meat, and make that into a burger, instead of a regular burger.”

Ron Swanson:

“Why would anyone do that to themselves?”

Chris Traeger:

“What if I told you, that I could make a turkey burger, that tastes better than any other burger you’ve ever had?”

Ron Swanson:

“Challenge accepted. Cook off later today in the courtyard. If I win, hamburgers remain in the commissary.”

Chris Traeger:

“What do I get if I win?”

Ron Swanson:

“The rarest jewel of all. Victory over me, Ron Swanson.”