Don't deprive Ron Swanson of cake

Ep. 09: Fancy Party: Vegetable Loaf

Ron Swanson is not too pleased with Chris’ contribution to the party.

Chris Traeger:

“I was in charge of the cake. To be fair, it’s not a cake, so much as it is a vegetable loaf. You’ve got your mushrooms, your alfalfa sprouts, spinach, and I added sweetened fruit reduction.”

Ron Swanson:

“What did they ask you to bring — a vegetable loaf, or a cake?”

Chris Traeger:

“No, a cake. But this is so much healthier.”

Ron Swanson:

“So not only does this thing exist, but now you have deprived everyone of cake.”