A proper ex-wife effigy

Ep. 09: Fancy Party: Ex-Wife Effigy

Ron Swanson loves burning an effigy and shares the proper way to do it.

Ron Swanson:

“The key to burning an ex-wife effigy is to dip it in paraffin wax and then toss the flaming bottle of isopropyl alcohol from a safe distance. Do not stand too close when you light an ex-wife effigy.”