When Ron Swanson pulls open the BBQ lid at Chris Traeger’s house, he gets quite an unsettling surprise, and almost passes out from the horror.

Ron Swanson:

“AHHHHH!!!”

“WHAT IN THE DEVIL’S NAME IS THIS???”

Chris Traeger:

“Portabello mushrooms.”

Ron Swanson:

“Where’s the steak?”

Chris Traeger:

“Well, there’s no steak. That’s a healthier option. It’s organically grown.”

Ron Swanson:

“UGH!!!”

(Ron stumbles away from the BBQ with Leslie’s assistance)