When Ron Swanson pulls open the BBQ lid at Chris Traeger’s house, he gets quite an unsettling surprise, and almost passes out from the horror.
Ron Swanson:
“AHHHHH!!!”
“WHAT IN THE DEVIL’S NAME IS THIS???”
Chris Traeger:
“Portabello mushrooms.”
Ron Swanson:
“Where’s the steak?”
Chris Traeger:
“Well, there’s no steak. That’s a healthier option. It’s organically grown.”
Ron Swanson:
“UGH!!!”
(Ron stumbles away from the BBQ with Leslie’s assistance)