Ron Swanson knows the sound of his new typewriter is driving everyone in the office crazy, and they want to get rid of it.
(read from a typed sheet in the machine – see pic)
“If you sons of bitches try to remove this typewriter, I’ll kill you.”
(Ron returns to his office with more paper)
“I’m going to type every word I know.”
“Rectangle. America. Megaphone. Monday. Butthole.”