Ep. 05: Media Blitz: Ron Typing

Ron Swanson knows the sound of his new typewriter is driving everyone in the office crazy, and they want to get rid of it.

(read from a typed sheet in the machine – see pic)

Ron Swanson:

“If you sons of bitches try to remove this typewriter, I’ll kill you.”

(Ron returns to his office with more paper)

Ron Swanson:

“I’m going to type every word I know.”

“Rectangle. America. Megaphone. Monday. Butthole.”