Ep. 04: Ron & Tammy (Pt. 2): Four Out of Seven

After Tammy Two beats the living snot out of Tom Haverford, Ron Swanson finally comes to his senses, and carries Tom to safety.

Ron Swanson:

“You almost had me. Again.”

“But seeing you pick on this pathetic, defenseless, little man reminded me what kind of monster you are.”

Tammy Swanson:

“You’re a joke. You’re not even a man anymore. Oh, and by the way, last night I faked four out of the seven.”

Ron Swanson:

“So did I. Let’s go son.”