After Tammy Two beats the living snot out of Tom Haverford, Ron Swanson finally comes to his senses, and carries Tom to safety.
“You almost had me. Again.”
“But seeing you pick on this pathetic, defenseless, little man reminded me what kind of monster you are.”
“You’re a joke. You’re not even a man anymore. Oh, and by the way, last night I faked four out of the seven.”
“So did I. Let’s go son.”