Ron Swanson watches a video of himself with recorded advice about Tammy.
“Hello Ron, It’s Ron. If you’re watching this it means that once again you have danced with the devil.
Right now you’re probably thinking, Tammy has changed, we’ll be happy together. But you’re only thinking that because she’s a monstrous parasite, who entered through your privates and lodged herself in your brain.
So you have two choices: One, get rid of Tammy or; Two, lobotomy and castration. Choose wisely… stupid f*ck.”