Ron Swanson finally introduces the important things. His very own Pyramid of Greatness.
“I’ve been developing, ‘Swanson Pyramid of Greatness’ for years. It’s a perfectly calibrated recipe for maximum personal achievement.”
“Capitalism: God’s way of determining who is smart and who is poor.”
“Crying: Acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon.”
“Rage, Poise, Property Rights.”
“Fish: For sport only, not for meat. Fish meat is practically a vegetable.”
“Haircuts: There are three acceptable haircuts. High and tight, crew cut, buzz cut. Are the scissors broken in your house son.”
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