Ep. 02: Flu Season: Fill in for April

With April in the hospital, Ron Swanson needs a fill-in assistant ASAP.

Ron Swanson:

“I need to find someone to fill in for April.”

“Now, I know I’m not gonna find someone who’s both aggressively mean AND apathetic. April really is the whole package.”

“But I think I might know someone who will be just as ineffective.”