Ep. 23: Master Plan: Not Gay Way
Ron Swanson was very impressed with Ben, and his desire to slash the budget.
Ron Swanson: “What’s a not gay way to ask him to go camping.” Read more [...]
Season 2
Ep. 22: Telethon: Nap Up
Ron Swanson needs his beauty sleep. Just not alot of it.
Ron Swanson: “That's horrible. I have to nap up. If I don't get a solid five it kills my sunny disposition.” Read more [...]
Ep. 22: Telethon: Sleep Fighting
Don’t wake Ron Swanson up. He suffers from a rare, dangerous sleep disorder! (see all pics above)
Leslie Knope:
“Were you having a bad dream?”
Ron Swanson:
“No, I suffer from a disorder called Read more [...]
Ep. 22: Telethon: Charities and Fishing
One of Ron's many philosophies.
Ron Swanson:
“I am only here because I owe Leslie like a thousand favors. I'm not big on charities. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Don't teach a man Read more [...]
Ep. 21: 94 Meetings: Blood Soaked Hellscape
What Ron Swanson likens his 93 meetings in one day schedule to...
Ron Swanson:
“To me, this situation is a blood soaked nightmarish hellscape.”
“However, to Leslie Knope…” Read more [...]
Ep. 21: 94 Meetings: Swanson Castle
When Ron finds out there are still 20 meetings left, he grows more angry, offering an analogy about April Ludgate’s job. (see all pics above)
Ron Swanson: “April was supposed to be the moat that kept Read more [...]
Ep. 21: 94 Meetings: One Thing
Ron Swanson blows his stack on April. He’s even angrier now. (see all pics above)
Ron Swanson: “I hired you to do one thing. Just one. I don't care that you text all day and sleep at your desk. In Read more [...]
Ep. 20: Summer Catalog: Surprises
Ron Swanson does not like surprises. Look how angry he gets... (See both pics above.)
Ron Swanson:
“Leslie, my first wife Tammy, tried throwing me a surprise birthday party. When I saw my friends Read more [...]
Ep. 20: Summer Catalog: Breakfast and Bacon Snacks
Leslie Knope was kind enough to make Ron Swanson some bacon snacks, but he already ate them...
Ron Swanson: “Ah, where they going with the food. I'm starving I only had one breakfast.”
(further Read more [...]
Ep. 20: Summer Catalog: Hippies
As you would imagine, Ron Swanson is not a fan of hippies or counter culture.
Ron Swanson: “I'm sorry, I can't hear hippies.” Read more [...]