Ron Swanson and Leslie discuss the upcoming state audit. (See all pics above.)

Leslie Knope:

“They’re here to slash and burn.”

Ron Swanson:

“Well, I’d be fine with that. This government is diseased. It’s like a big fat angry slob spending money it doesn’t have, on crap it doesn’t need.”

(in a very mocking tone, while eating imaginary sandwich)

“Mmmmm mmmmm mmmmm. Me want more pointless social programs. Yummy, yummy, yum.”