Ron Swanson and Leslie discuss the upcoming state audit. (See all pics above.)
Leslie Knope:
“They’re here to slash and burn.”
Ron Swanson:
“Well, I’d be fine with that. This government is diseased. It’s like a big fat angry slob spending money it doesn’t have, on crap it doesn’t need.”
(in a very mocking tone, while eating imaginary sandwich)
“Mmmmm mmmmm mmmmm. Me want more pointless social programs. Yummy, yummy, yum.”