Ron Swanson fills Leslie in on Michael’s water pipe making skills over a game of darts.

Ron Swanson:

“I’ve gotta hand it to Michael. His water pipe making skills were most impressive.”

“I once saw him smoke pot out of a twenty foot length of garden hose and a milk jug. That guy made a water pipe out of a stuffed raccoon.”

Leslie Knope:

“No way.”

Ron Swanson:

“No, I’m not kiddin.’”

Leslie Knope:

“He made a bong out of a taxidermied raccoon?”

Ron Swanson:

“I caught him smoking pot out of it, not three feet from where we’re standing.”