Ron Swanson crafted a harp.

Ep. 15: Sweetums: The Harp

Ron Swanson tries to prove a point to Leslie about his tolerance to alcohol. You can see more of his evidence in the image gallery.

Ron Swanson:

“This is what I did last night.”

“After I got home, I drank 6 more glasses of whiskey, and then I finished crafting this small harp. Using a bandsaw, a spoke shave, and an oscillating spindle sander.”

(he strums the harp)

Leslie Knope:

“Beautiful.”

Ron Swanson:

“But wait, there’s more. Here are some photographs of me drinking the whiskey. You’ll notice I’m holding up yesterday’s newspaper so you can tell that I’m not lying.”