Ron Swanson is a private person. In these deleted scenes Ron explains what an ideal night entails, as well making it impossible to get into his house.
“An ideal night out to me is stepping onto my back porch area and grilling up a thick slab of something’s flesh, and then popping in a highlight reel from the WNBA.”
“My house has no walkway, no porch light, no welcome mat and no visible front door. It is virtually impossible to get into my house. I keep the address unlisted, I change the house number every six weeks and the mailman’s instructed to leave the mail in a small plastic box hanging from my fence by a metal chain. Most of my house is a wood shop and the rest is a space for meat curing.”