Ron Swanson is a private person.

Ep. 14: Leslie’s House: Deleted Scene

Ron Swanson is a private person. In these deleted scenes Ron explains what an ideal night entails, as well making it impossible to get into his house.

Ron Swanson:

“An ideal night out to me is stepping onto my back porch area and grilling up a thick slab of something’s flesh, and then popping in a highlight reel from the WNBA.”

“My house has no walkway, no porch light, no welcome mat and no visible front door. It is virtually impossible to get into my house. I keep the address unlisted, I change the house number every six weeks and the mailman’s instructed to leave the mail in a small plastic box hanging from my fence by a metal chain. Most of my house is a wood shop and the rest is a space for meat curing.”