After pulling the phone cord out of the wall, and smashing up a cell phone with a hammer, Ron Swanson reveals one of his personal policies to Tom Haverford (see all pics above).
Tom Haverford:
“How do you know that was a member of the public, and not just a friend?”
Ron Swanson:
“Yeah, my friends know I have a strict ‘No Call’ policy.”
“Now get out there, and find me an assistant.”