Ron Swanson is getting desperate, and finally breaks down to hire an assistant.
“More important than that, and more important than anything, in this God forsaken world, is finding me an assistant.”
“You get an assistant now?”
“Yeah, I’ve always been able to have one, but I’ve turned it down cause it’s a waste of money.”
(Speaking directly into the camera)
“In the eight years I’ve been at the job, I’ve saved the taxpayers of this city more than a hundred fifty grand.”
“But now, I need the taxpayers money, to save me from the taxpayers.”