Raccoons could ruin the Pawnee Christmas event.

Ron Swanson:

“Got a call from some panicky morning joggers. Apparently sanitation didn’t empty this dumpster, to the raccoons’ delight.”

April Ludgate:

“I thought raccoons were supposed to be nocturnal.”

Ron Swanson:

“Not in this town sweetheart. In this town they’re 24-7. We can’t have raccoons for the Christmas thing, they’ll hunt the kids for sport.”