Raccoons could ruin the Pawnee Christmas event.
“Got a call from some panicky morning joggers. Apparently sanitation didn’t empty this dumpster, to the raccoons’ delight.”
“I thought raccoons were supposed to be nocturnal.”
“Not in this town sweetheart. In this town they’re 24-7. We can’t have raccoons for the Christmas thing, they’ll hunt the kids for sport.”