She'll get off your jock.

Ep. 11: Tom’s Divorce: Off Your Jock

Ron Swanson offers some advice to Tom Haverford on how to get Leslie to leave him alone.

Ron Swanson:

“You know, Leslie just thinks you’re a wounded animal. So her female instincts are kicking in. Here’s what you do, act sad, let her pull the thorn outta your paw and wrap a bandage around it. That’ll make her feel better. She’ll get off your jock.”