I will take a free breakfast buffet anytime any place.

Ep. 11: Tom’s Divorce: Breakfast Buffet

Ron Swanson is not into strippers, but he will take a free breakfast buffet. There’s also an image gallery of him enjoying the buffet.

Ron Swanson:

“Strippers do nothing for me. I like a strong, salt of the earth self possessed woman at the top of her field. Your Steffi Graf’s, your Sheryl Swoopes’, but I will take a free breakfast buffet anytime any place.”