Shoot me in the head.

Ep. 10: The Hunting Trip: Shoot Me in the Head

After Leslie took the blame for shooting Ron in the head, he cannot help himself from berating her.

Ron Swanson:

“You know Leslie, the Super Bowl’s in a couple of months. I usually watch it with my brothers, maybe you could come by at half-time, and shoot me in the head.”

Leslie Knope:

“Ron I’m really sorry that I ruined your weekend.”

Ron Swanson:

“Or perhaps the next time I’m enjoying some alone time in the mens restroom, you could invite yourself into my stall and shoot me in the head.”

Leslie Knope:

“Look, if there’s anything I can do to make it up to you-”

(Ron interrupts her)

Ron Swanson:

“Sure. How about you shoot me in the head. OH WAIT, YOU ALREADY DID THAT.”

(Scene cuts, Ron is still berating Leslie)

Ron Swanson:

“Maybe the next time I’m at the doctors office gettin’ my prostate examined, you could come by and shoot me in the head.”