Ron Swanson was shot in the head by a moron.

Ep. 10: The Hunting Trip: Moron

Upon finding out the truth that Tom was the one who actually shot Ron and Leslie was just covering for him since he didn’t get a license.

Ron Swanson:

“I know. You did good. You’re a real stand up guy. Sorry I lost my temper before, it was cause I was shot in the head by a moron.”

Tom Haverford:

“Dude Ron, I’m so sorry.”

Ron Swanson:

“Apology not accepted moron.”