Ron Swanson has a bunion.

Ep. 09: The Camel: Bunion

During the first of three shoe shines from Andy, Ron describes his ailing bunion. You can see more of his shoe shines in the image gallery.

Andy Dwyer:

“Do you have a key in your shoe?”

Ron Swanson:

“No, no I have a bunion that’s practically it’s own toe. Normally the pain howls through my loafers like a banshee on the moors. But these past 3 minutes, it’s been reduced to a faint growl. ”

Andy Dwyer:

“Okay. That was neat.”