Ron Swanson fills Leslie in on all the details from his cup of coffee with Tammy 2. You can see an image gallery of their whole date here.
“We didn’t talk. We made love.”
“It was so intense, I didn’t know where my flesh stopped and hers began.”
“Our marriage was always a complete disaster, but we did have… that.”
“It’s like doing peyote and sneezing slowly for 6 hours.”
“That woman really knows her way around a penis.”