Tammy is a grade A bitch.

Ep. 08: Ron & Tammy: Grade A Bitch

It kind of speaks for itself.

Ron Swanson:

“To exes. May they always stay that way.”

“Tammy is… a mean person.”

Leslie Knope:

“Come on, Ron. You can do better than that.”

Ron Swanson:

“She’s a grade A bitch.

Leslie Knope:

“There we go.”

Ron Swanson:

“Every time she laughs an Angel dies. Even telemarketers avoid her. Her birth was payback for the sins of man.”

“But ya know, the worst thing about her?”

Leslie Knope:

“She works for the library?”

Ron Swanson:

“She works for the library.”

(they cheers with their glasses of scotch)