Ron Swanson wants Leslie to break up with Tammy for him.

Ep. 08: Ron & Tammy: Break up With Her

Breaking up can be hard to do.

Leslie Knope:

“Why don’t you just break up with her?”

Ron Swanson:

“I don’t think I can. We would just end up naked, and I’d give her your lot, and my house, God knows what else. I have no control over my actions. It’s like she’s crawled up inside me-”

(Leslie interrupts him)

Leslie Knope:

“Oh, God Ron. I don’t want to hear about your disgusting sex anymore. Now sack up. You are Ron freakin’ Swanson.”

Ron Swanson:

“Not around her I’m not. It took years of intense, focused hatred to get over her. And now I’ve undone all that great work. You’ve got to help me break up with her.”