Breaking up can be hard to do.
“Why don’t you just break up with her?”
“I don’t think I can. We would just end up naked, and I’d give her your lot, and my house, God knows what else. I have no control over my actions. It’s like she’s crawled up inside me-”
(Leslie interrupts him)
“Oh, God Ron. I don’t want to hear about your disgusting sex anymore. Now sack up. You are Ron freakin’ Swanson.”
“Not around her I’m not. It took years of intense, focused hatred to get over her. And now I’ve undone all that great work. You’ve got to help me break up with her.”