Ep. 04: Practice Date: Jäger Secret

Ron Swanson accuses Tom of being in the Taliban (see pic above). Tom counters the accusation by breaching a Jäger secret.

Ron Swanson:

“Looks to me like you’re in the Taliban.”

Tom Haverford:

“Well, did everybody know that Ron’s ex-wife Tammy, is actually is second ex-wife named Tammy? That’s right — Ron has two ex-wives, each named Tammy.”

Ron Swanson:

“Both of them bitches.”

Ron Swanson:

“Tom, that was a Jäger secret. You just breached a Jäger secret.”