Ep. 24: Freddy Spaghetti: Slash It!
Why stop at cutting 32% of the Pawnee budget, when you can make it an even 40%?
(pumping his fist and chanting) (View all pics)
Ron Swanson:
“Slash it. Slash it.”
Florence:
“Ron, a lot Read more [...]
Season 2
Ep. 24: Freddy Spaghetti: Semi
Ron Swanson hates doing work unless it is to decrease government spending which has an unusual side effect for him.
Ron Swanson:
“I am an official member of a task force dedicated to slashing the Read more [...]
Ep. 24: Freddy Spaghetti: Righteous War
Ron Swanson makes a case for Leslie Knope’s job to Ben Wyatt.
Ron Swanson:
“Because of my Libertarian beliefs, Leslie does 95% of the work. So you should lay me off.”
“I’d be proud to be Read more [...]
Ep. 24: Freddy Spaghetti: The Swanson
There’s a bacon-wrapped turkey leg named after Ron Swanson. (Enjoy all the delicious pics.)
Tom Haverford:
“Is that bacon on your turkey leg?”
Ron Swanson:
“They call it a Swanson.”
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Ep. 23: Master Plan: Sig Sauer .22 Caliber Mosquito
When Ron Swanson gave April a handgun for a birthday present… (see all pics above)
Ron Swanson: “She's an adult now. She should know how to responsibly handle and discharge a weapon. That there is Read more [...]
Ep. 23: Master Plan: Re-Gifting
Did Ron Swanson feel any guilt about giving April a handgun?
Ron Swanson:
“Yeah, I do feel a little guilty. I’m re-gifting.” Read more [...]
Ep. 23: Master Plan: Libertarian
As if we didn’t already know, Ron Swanson is a Libertarian.
Ron Swanson:
“Once a year, every branch of this government meets in a room and announces what they intend to waste taxpayer money on.”
“For Read more [...]
Ep. 23: Master Plan: Hydrax
They also really cheap out on the snacks at the government budget meetings, with generic cookies. But that does not stop Ron Swanson from enjoying them. (see all pics above)
Ron Swanson:
“Hydrax cookies? Read more [...]
Ep. 23: Master Plan: Big Fat Angry Slob
Ron Swanson and Leslie discuss the upcoming state audit. (See all pics above.)
Leslie Knope:
“They’re here to slash and burn.”
Ron Swanson:
“Well, I’d be fine with that. This government Read more [...]
Ep. 23: Master Plan: Pork Cracklins
Ben Wyatt is there to gut the budget with a machete. Be sure to see all of Ron Swanson’s reactions on this joyous occasion. (see all pics above)
Ron Swanson: “What exactly will you be cutting and Read more [...]