Who is Ron Swanson dating now?
Ron Swanson:
“Hey Mark. This is Beth, my ex-wife Tammy’s better looking sister.”
(Beth introduces herself to Mark)
Mark Brendanawicz:
“You guys are together?”
Ron Swanson:
“Yep. My ex-wife Tammy cheated on me, then we divorced, then last week I ran into her sister Beth here, turns out she hates Tammy too, so we started dating. It’s like a fairytale.”
Beth:
“Tammy stinks.”