Ron Swanson is discussing the award banquet for Leslie’s Mother. Which he will be in attendance.
“The only reason anyone is going to this thing is because they’re afraid of what Marlene will do to them if they don’t. That women is tough. In 1994 I gave her a nickname, it’s unrepeatable, but it stuck. It’s my proudest accomplishment. It’s the iron ____ ________ of Pawnee.” ***
*** believed to be “the iron c*ck shredder of Pawnee.”