Ron Swanson is discussing the award banquet for Leslie’s Mother. Which he will be in attendance.

Ron Swanson:

“The only reason anyone is going to this thing is because they’re afraid of what Marlene will do to them if they don’t. That women is tough. In 1994 I gave her a nickname, it’s unrepeatable, but it stuck. It’s my proudest accomplishment. It’s the iron ____ ________ of Pawnee.” ***

*** believed to be “the iron c*ck shredder of Pawnee.”