Ron Swanson inadvertently insults Leslie’s hairdo, and refuses to share his bacon wrapped shrimp.

Ron Swanson:

“I like your hairdo Leslie.”

Leslie Knope:

“Thank you Ron.”

Ron Swanson:

“It’s just like my brother’s. He’s an officer in the Air Force.”

(As Leslie turns away slightly insulted, Ron speaks to Ann)

Ron Swanson:

“Bacon wrapped shrimp.”

Ann Perkins:

“Oh, thanks I’m okay.”

Ron Swanson:

“I wasn’t offering.”