Ron Swanson compares Marlene to varnish

Ep. 05: The Banquet: Good Varnish

Ron’s actual speech of facts for Marlene.

Ron Swanson:

“Marlene, is a woman. She has worked in the government for three decades. Thirty years, properly applied, that’s how long a good varnish should last. So Marlene, it is true that you have won this award.”