Ron Swanson Swanson’s favorite foods are bacon and shrimp

Ep. 05: The Banquet: Bacon Wrapped Shrimp

Ron Swanson is quite fond of all food but to mix two great tastes that taste great together, it is hard to hide one’s excitement.

Ron Swanson:

“I enjoy government functions like I enjoy getting kicked in the nuggets with a steel toed boot. But this hotel always serves bacon wrapped shrimp. That’s my number one favorite food wrapped around my number three favorite food. I’d go to a banquet in honor of those Somali pirates if they served bacon wrapped shrimp. Excuse me.”