Ron Swanson spills the beans about his libertarian choices.
“No, I didn’t… I didn’t do it for Leslie. I did it because I hate bureaucracy. My idea of a perfect government, is one guy who sits in a small room at a desk. And the only thing he’s allowed to decide is who to nuke. The man is chosen based on some kind of I.Q. Test, and maybe also a physical tournament, like a decathlon. And women are brought to him… maybe… when he desires them.”