Ron Swanson on Scrabble

Ep. 03: The Reporter: Scrabble

Ron Swanson is playing Tom at Scrabble on their work computers. Tom is not trying so hard and Ron feels the need to let him know. Also get in a quick dig at his ex-wife.

Ron Swanson:

“Tommy Boy. Let me tell you something Tom, you suck at Scrabble.”

Tom Haverford:

“I know, you‘re destroying me.”

Ron Swanson:

“You’re worse than my ex-wife. And she’s terrible at Scrabble. And she’s a bitch.”

Tom Haverford:

“Look out man, I’m gonna get you one of these days. I’m practicing.”

(almost cutting him off)

Ron Swanson:

“Yeah I doubt that. Her name is Tammy Swanson and she’s a serious bitch.”