Ep. 01: Pilot: Chuck E. Cheese

Does Ron have a secret agenda or perhaps another job he would like to line up?

Ron Swanson:

“I’ve been quite open about this around the office. I don’t want this parks department to build any parks, because I don’t believe in government. I think that all government is a waste of tax payer money.”

“My dream is to have the parks system privatized and run entirely for profit by corporations. Like Chuck E. Cheese. They have an impeccable business model. I would rather work for Chuck E. Cheese.”