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Ron Swanson Funko Pop

Parks & Recreation Funko Pop!

June 16, 2017MerchandiseAndy Dwyer, April Ludgate, Leslie Knope, Li’l SebastianStaff
Everyone’s favorite breakfast food loving head of the parks department is now memorialized as a Funko Pop figure. Choose from Ron Swanson Funko glaring at you with his Mulligan’s coffee mug, or Read more [...]
It is perfect craftsmanship

Ep. 13: One Last Ride (Pt. 2): Perfect Craftsmanship

February 25, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 7Leslie Knope, Work EthicStaff
Ron Swanson is fixing the swing set in the park when Leslie Knope joins him to reminisce. Leslie Knope: “Well, not bad craftsmanship Ron.” Ron Swanson: “It is perfect craftsmanship. I calculate Read more [...]
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Ep. 13: One Last Ride (Pt. 2): Resign

February 25, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 7Very Good Building & Development Co.Staff
Ron Swanson attends what turns out to be his final board meeting for Very Good Building & Development Co. Lawyer: “Mr. Chairman, would you like to say a few words?” Ron Swanson: “I Read more [...]
I sold some of my gold and officially diversified my portfolio

Ep. 13: One Last Ride (Pt. 2): Diversified my Portfolio

February 25, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 7Ben Wyatt, Gold, Leslie KnopeStaff
Ron Swanson goes to Washington D.C. to visit Ben Wyatt and Leslie Knope. Leslie Knope: “Ron, your family is beautiful.” Ron Swanson: “They are a handsome bunch. Diane and I are especially Read more [...]
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Ep. 13: One Last Ride (Pt. 2): Lagavulin Distillery

February 25, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 7Lagavulin, ScotchStaff
We then see exactly how Ron Swanson diversified his portfolio. Scottish Lawyer: “Congratulations you now own fifty one percent of the Lagavulin Distillery.” Ron Swanson: “Pleasure doing Read more [...]
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Ep. 13: One Last Ride (Pt. 2): Workplace Proximity Acquaintances

February 25, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 7Leslie Knope, Meat, SteakStaff
Ron Swanson turns the tables on Leslie, and seeks advice from his former close work proximity acquaintance at the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool. Ron Swanson: “I suppose I had simply accomplished Read more [...]
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Ep. 13: One Last Ride (Pt. 2): Pawnee National Park

February 25, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 7Leslie Knope, Pawnee National Park, Pawnee RangersStaff
Ron Swanson meets Leslie Knope at the lake in Pawnee National Park. Leslie Knope: “Hey, there you are. Thanks for meeting me here.” Ron Swanson: “Well if you had held them here instead Read more [...]
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Ep. 13: One Last Ride (Pt. 2): Pawnee National Park Rangers

February 25, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 7Leslie Knope, Pawnee National Park, Pawnee RangersStaff
Ron Swanson introduces himself to his new Park Ranger staff. Leslie Knope: “Pawnee National Park Rangers, This is Ron Swanson, your new Superintendant and boss.” Ron Swanson: “Rangers, Read more [...]
Ron Swanson is impressed with the baby's handshake

Ep. 13: One Last Ride (Pt. 2): Strong Handshake

February 25, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 7ManlinessStaff
Ron Swanson meets April and Andy's one year old son for the first time, and is impressed with his handshake. Ron Swanson: “Hello Jack, Ron Swanson. Strong handshake, well done you two.” Read more [...]
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Ep. 13: One Last Ride (Pt. 2): I’m a Ron

February 25, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 7Ben Wyatt, Chris Traeger, Tom HaverfordStaff
Ron Swanson is talking to Chris and Ben about Chris' new job (which he approves of), and then reveals his response to Tom's Book quiz. Chris Traeger: “I'm trading Wolverines for Hoosiers.” Ron Read more [...]

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